Don't flip the bird in the UAE.

So this first post is sure to be the most uninteresting, as I am completely new to this whole blogging thing. Using this as a way to keep my friendos in the States up to date with my day-to-day (ok, I know for certain I won't do this every day) life in the United Arab Emirates.

Let's start with the basics. These are my FAQ that I get.

1) "Do you have to wear those things?"

No, I don't. I'm not Muslim. I had to wear one once last year when I toured the Grand Mosque out of respect for their religion. And those things are called abayas and shailas. Abayas are the black, often decorated, robe-like attire that Muslim women wear to cover their clothing. Shailas are the headscarves, which cover the face. There are 3 ways a headscarf can be worn; covering hair only, covering the entire face, or covering just the nose and mouth, leaving only the eyes visible. 

2) Where is Abu Dhabi?

Located in the United Arab Emirates on the Arabian Peninsula. Sandwiched between Saudi Arabia and Oman, the UAE is made up of 7 states (Abu Dhabi - the capital, Dubai, Ajman, Sharjah, Fujairah, Ras al-Khaimah, and Umm al -Quwain. Yes, I had to Google 3 of those. 

3) "Be safe over there."  (Not a question, but a comment I get a lot.)

I feel safer over here than I did in the States. I mean, hello, I lived in the murder capital of Florida for how many years?? I've personally never been a victim of crime or witnessed anything, although I know things happen. 

So, now that I've addressed those, feel free to send more questions. It's late, I'm jet lagged and can't remember every conversation I've had in the last 9 months.

As for the title of this blog, take the advice if you ever visit/move here. You can be deported. Just a little tip I learned during my last trip here (no, I was not deported). 

Peace in the Middle East. Until next time...